Many guides have been written about how to write tests, but in my option, theres only one way to truly know whether you have acheived the coveted "baller" status.
Ladies and Gentleman, without any further ado, I present to you...
The Baller Test Challenge
1) Can I run all the tests in one command on one line without setting up a bunch of crap I don't care about or any other BS?
If the answer is YES, then:
Congratulations! You are a baller.
Of course, this may not guarantee code perfection in a non-test environment, but at least no one has to waste a lot of time just to get that point.
If the answer is anything OTHER then YES, then:
Oh noes, you are not a baller :(
I'm sure you're special, though, and your Mommy still loves you.